Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 31, 2014

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

This fortune was brought to you by the people...
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote
Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote