| Humor: Tuesday October 6, 2015 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 6, 2015A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical... A lady removing her scanties, Heard them crackle electrical chanties. Said her beau, "Have no fear, For the reason is clear: You simply have amps in your panties. A lady stockholder quite hetera Decided her fortune... A lady stockholder quite hetera Decided her fortune to bettera: On the floor, quite unclad, She successively had Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner, et cetera... There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's... There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's" Till he grew such a passion For feminine fashion That he knitted a snood for his balls. Brain fried -- Core dumped Brain fried -- Core dumped Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 6, 2015
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