Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 26, 2015

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's sun, Jack, Laid her flat on her back, And united the organs they pissed with.

I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell...
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one. -- Gellett Burgess I've never seen a purple cow I never hope to see one But from the milk we're getting now There certainly must...

Qvid me anxivs svm?
Qvid me anxivs svm?