Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 5, 2016
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos...Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's... MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink...MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX!
Please, don't drink and derive.
Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
Deriving An amazon giantess named Dunne
Let a midget screw her for fun...An amazon giantess named Dunne
Let a midget screw her for fun.
But the poor little runt
Was engulfed in her cunt
And re-born as the twin of his son. There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different...There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease,
Hung down to his knees,
Oh, what must it be when it rises! A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there...A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
-- Du Bois Last night I met upon the stair
A little man who wasn't...Last night I met upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Gee how I wish he'd go away!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 5, 2016
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