Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 12, 2021

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling ...
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling by Mark Twain For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x"...

Every why hath a wherefore. -- William...
Every why hath a wherefore. -- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle...
Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley

Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall...
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!

The problem with this country is that there is no death...
The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty for incompetence.

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

You are here: *** *** ...
You are here: *** *** ********* ******* ***** *** * But you're not all there.

1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why?
1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why?

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ. A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.

War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.