Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 23, 2024

Technological progress has merely provided us with more...
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. -- Aldous Huxley

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.

There's a charming young girl in Tobruk Who refers to her quiff...
There's a charming young girl in Tobruk Who refers to her quiff as a nook. It's deep and it's wide, -- You can curl up inside With a nice easy chair and a book.

A-Z affectionately, 1 to 10 alphabetically, from here...
A-Z affectionately, 1 to 10 alphabetically, from here to eternity without in betweens, still looking for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world, sales talk from sales assistants when all i want to do is lower your resistance, no rhythm in cymbals...