| Humor: Tuesday April 2, 2024 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 2, 2024How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru...
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit... The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks... The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS! -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those... There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild... There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild bacchanalia. He buggered a frog, Two mice and a dog, And a bishop in fullest regalia. This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!! Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 2, 2024
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