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Fortune: 1004 - 1013 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1004 of 1371

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1005 of 1371

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1006 of 1371

About the only thing we have left that actually
discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1007 of 1371

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
                -- Herbert Hoover
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1008 of 1371

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt
ax.  It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1009 of 1371

Above all else - sky.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1010 of 1371

Above all things, reverence yourself.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1011 of 1371

Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain.  He died in Washington, D.C.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1012 of 1371

ABSCOND:
        To be unexpectedly called away to the bedside
        of a dying relative and miss the return train.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1013 of 1371

abscond, v:
        To be unexpectedly called away to the bedside of a dying relative
        and miss the return train.
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