Freebsd Fortunes 2

Absence makes the heart forget.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
                -- Sextus Aurelius

Absence makes the heart grow fonder -- of somebody else.

Absence makes the heart grow frantic.

ABSENT:
        Exposed to the attacks of friends and
        acquaintances; defamed; slandered.

ABSENTEE:
        A person with an income who has had the forethought
        to remove themselves from the sphere of exaction.

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

Absolutum obsoletum.  (If it works, it's out of date.)
                -- Stafford Beer

ABSTAINER:
        A weak person who yields to the
        temptation of denying himself a pleasure.