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Abstract:
        This study examined the incidence of neckwear tightness among a group
of 94 white-collar working men and the effect of a tight business-shirt collar
and tie on the visual performance of 22 male subjects.  Of the white-collar
men measured, 67% were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than
their neck circumference.  The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was
evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test.  Results of the CFF
test indicated that tight neckwear significantly decreased the visual
performance of the subjects and that visual performance did not improve
immediately when tight neckwear was removed.
                -- Langan, L.M. and Watkins, S.M. "Pressure of Menswear on the
                   Neck in Relation to Visual Performance."  Human Factors 29,
                   #1 (Feb. 1987), pp. 67-71.

ABSURDITY:
        A statement or belief manifestly
        inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
because the stakes are so low.
                -- Wallace Sayre

Academicians care, that's who.

ACADEMY:
        A modern school where football is taught.
INSTITUTE:
        An archaic school where football is not taught.

Accent on helpful side of your nature.  Drain the moat.

Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.

ACCEPTANCE TESTING:
        An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion.  Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic
of Western science.
                -- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters"

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion; rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of
Western science.
                -- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters"