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Fortune: 1031 - 1040 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

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ACADEMY:
        A modern school where football is taught.
INSTITUTE:
        An archaic school where football is not taught.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1032 of 1371

Accent on helpful side of your nature.  Drain the moat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1033 of 1371

Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1034 of 1371

ACCEPTANCE TESTING:
        An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1035 of 1371

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion.  Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic
of Western science.
                -- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1036 of 1371

Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western
religion; rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of
Western science.
                -- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Masters"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1037 of 1371

Accident:
        A condition in which presence of mind is good,
        but absence of body is better.
                -- Foolish Dictionary
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1038 of 1371

Accidentally Shot
        Colonel Gray, of Petaluma, came near losing his life a few days ago,
in a singular manner.  A gentleman with whom he was hunting attempted to
bring down a dove, but instead of doing so put the load of shot through the
Colonel's hat.  One shot took effect in his forehead.
                -- Sacramento Daily Union, April 20, 1861
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1039 of 1371

Accidents cause History.

If Sigismund Unbuckle had taken a walk in 1426 and met Wat Tyler, the
Peasant's Revolt would never have happened and the motor car would not
have been invented until 2026, which would have meant that all the oil
could have been used for lamps, thus saving the electric light bulb and
the whale, and nobody would have caught Moby Dick or Billy Budd.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1040 of 1371

According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something
everyone should do at least 6 times a day.  In an effort to increase the
national average  (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and
most importantly, to smile.  Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly
that they can not only meet but surpass the national average...  except for
Tubby Ackerman.  But because Tubby does such a fine job of racing around
parking lots with a large butterfly net retrieving floating IC chips, Xerox
decided to give him a break.  If you see Tubby in a parking lot he may have
a sheepish grin.  This is where the expression, "Service with a slightly
sheepish grin" comes from.
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