Freebsd Fortunes 2
fortune: 1051 - 1060 of 1371 from freebsd fortunes 2
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Oct 20, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 2

Fortune: 1051 - 1060 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1051 of 1371

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1052 of 1371

Acquaintance, n:
        A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well
        enough to lend to.  A degree of friendship called slight when the
        object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1053 of 1371

Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1054 of 1371

Acting is not very hard.  The most important things are to be able to laugh
and cry.  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life.  And if I have to laugh,
well, I think of my sex life.
                -- Glenda Jackson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1055 of 1371

Actor                   Real Name

Boris Karloff           William Henry Pratt
Cary Grant              Archibald Leach
Edward G. Robinson      Emmanual Goldenburg
Gene Wilder             Gerald Silberman
John Wayne              Marion Morrison
Kirk Douglas            Issur Danielovitch
Richard Burton          Richard Jenkins Jr.
Roy Rogers              Leonard Slye
Woody Allen             Allen Stewart Konigsberg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1056 of 1371

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1057 of 1371

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
                -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
                New Cynic's Calendar", 1905
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1058 of 1371

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1059 of 1371

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.  Proof by induction:

N=1.    Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
        only have one floor to go to.

Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
        If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the
        induction hypothesis.  If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you
        and the elevator have only one choice, namely down.  Therefore,
        it is true for all N+1 floors.
QED.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1060 of 1371

Ad astra per aspera.  (To the stars by aspiration.)
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 2   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes