Freebsd Fortunes 2

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
                -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
                New Cynic's Calendar", 1905

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.  Proof by induction:

N=1.    Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
        only have one floor to go to.

Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
        If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the
        induction hypothesis.  If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you
        and the elevator have only one choice, namely down.  Therefore,
        it is true for all N+1 floors.
QED.

Ad astra per aspera.  (To the stars by aspiration.)

ADA:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
        Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop
        an ADA awareness.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984

ADA:
        Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
        Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."

ADA, n.:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
                -- Ovid

Adding features does not necessarily increase
functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
                -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"

Whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty by
close application thereto, it is worse execute by two persons and
scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.
                -- George Washington, 1732-1799