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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1058 of 1371

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1059 of 1371

Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator
will be going in the right direction.  Proof by induction:

N=1.    Trivially true, since both you and the elevator
        only have one floor to go to.

Assume true for N, prove for N+1:
        If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the
        induction hypothesis.  If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you
        and the elevator have only one choice, namely down.  Therefore,
        it is true for all N+1 floors.
QED.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1060 of 1371

Ad astra per aspera.  (To the stars by aspiration.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1061 of 1371

ADA:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
        Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop
        an ADA awareness.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1062 of 1371

ADA:
        Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing.
        Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1063 of 1371

ADA, n.:
        Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in
Computing.  Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA
awareness."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1064 of 1371

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
                -- Ovid
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1065 of 1371

Adding features does not necessarily increase
functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1066 of 1371

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
                -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"

Whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty by
close application thereto, it is worse execute by two persons and
scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.
                -- George Washington, 1732-1799
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1067 of 1371

Adding sound to movies would be like
putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.
                -- actress Mary Pickford, 1925
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