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Fortune: 1104 - 1113 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1104 of 1371

After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is,
indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1105 of 1371

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1106 of 1371

AFTERNOON:
        That part of the day we spend worrying
        about how we wasted the morning.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1107 of 1371

Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1108 of 1371

Against Idleness and Mischief

How doth the little busy bee            How skillfully she builds her cell!
Improve each shining hour,              How neat she spreads the wax!
And gather honey all the day            And labours hard to store it well
From every opening flower!              With the sweet food she makes.

In works of labour or of skill          In books, or work, or healthful play,
I would be busy too;                    Let my first years be passed,
For Satan finds some mischief still     That I may give for every day
For idle hands to do.                   Some good account at last.
                -- Isaac Watts, 1674-1748
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1109 of 1371

Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.
                -- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1110 of 1371

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1111 of 1371

Age is a tyrant who forbids,
at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1112 of 1371

Agnes' Law:
        Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1113 of 1371

Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
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