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Fortune: 1115 - 1124 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1115 of 1371

Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me,
"How good, how good does it feel to be free?"
And I answer them most mysteriously:
"Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?"
                -- Bob Dylan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1116 of 1371

Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1117 of 1371

Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1118 of 1371

Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1119 of 1371

Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.  It
excites me to... acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1120 of 1371

Aide to Raygun:  Sir, the poor are outside protesting your budget cuts.
Raygun himself:  Tell them they'll have to help themselves.
Aide to Raygun:  Sir, the Pentagon wants another $30 billion.
Raygun himself:  Tell them to help themselves.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1121 of 1371

Aim for the moon.  If you miss, you may hit a star.
                -- W. Clement Stone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1122 of 1371

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
                -- The Mad Dogtender
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1123 of 1371

Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but
bring me a message from a young man.
                -- Moms Mabley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1124 of 1371

"Ain't that something what happened today.  One of us got traded to
Kansas City."
                -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd
                   been traded.
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