Freebsd Fortunes 2

Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
                -- The Mad Dogtender

Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but
bring me a message from a young man.
                -- Moms Mabley

"Ain't that something what happened today.  One of us got traded to
Kansas City."
                -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd
                   been traded.

AIR:
        A nutritious substance supplied by
        a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Air Force Inertia Axiom:
        Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Air is water with holes in it.

Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
                -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,
                   Ecole Superieure de Guerre

Al didn't smile for forty years.  You've got to admire a man like that.
                -- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"

Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether
machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about
as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra