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Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but
bring me a message from a young man.
-- Moms Mabley
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"Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to
Kansas City."
-- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd
been traded.
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AIR:
A nutritious substance supplied by
a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Air Force Inertia Axiom:
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
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Air is water with holes in it.
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Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
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Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,
Ecole Superieure de Guerre
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Al didn't smile for forty years. You've got to admire a man like that.
-- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
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Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether
machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about
as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
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Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
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