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Fortune: 1124 - 1133 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1124 of 1371

"Ain't that something what happened today.  One of us got traded to
Kansas City."
                -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd
                   been traded.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1125 of 1371

AIR:
        A nutritious substance supplied by
        a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1126 of 1371

Air Force Inertia Axiom:
        Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1127 of 1371

Air is water with holes in it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1128 of 1371

Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1129 of 1371

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
                -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,
                   Ecole Superieure de Guerre
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1130 of 1371

Al didn't smile for forty years.  You've got to admire a man like that.
                -- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1131 of 1371

Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether
machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about
as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1132 of 1371

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1133 of 1371

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
                -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]
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