Freebsd Fortunes 2

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

Alden's Laws:
        (1)  Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
             of pregnancy.
        (2)  Always be backlit.
        (3)  Sit down whenever possible.

Alden's Laws:
        1: Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
           of pregnancy.
        2: Always be backlit.
        3: Sit down whenever possible.

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.

Alex Haley was adopted!

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well
in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was
the closest our country has ever been to being even.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers

Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
                -- Philippe Schnoebelen

Algebraic symbols are used when you don't know what you're talking about.

Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most
important programming language yet developed.
                -- T. Cheatham