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Fortune: 1173 - 1182 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1173 of 1371

All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard,
ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
                -- Kingfish
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1174 of 1371

All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that
makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and
an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.
                -- Samuel Beckett
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1175 of 1371

All I need to have a good time,
Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.
With those three things I don't need no sunshine,
A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.

All I want is to never grow old,
I want to wash in a bathtub of gold.
I want 97 kilos already rolled,
I want to wash in a bathtub of gold.

I want to light my cigars with 10 dollar bills,
I like to have a cattle ranch in Beverly Hills.
I want a bottle of Red Eye that's always filled,
I like to have a cattle ranch in Beverly Hills.
                -- Country Joe and the Fish, "Zachariah"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1176 of 1371

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1177 of 1371

All intelligent species own cats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1178 of 1371

All is fear in love and war.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1179 of 1371

All is well that ends well.
                -- John Heywood
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1180 of 1371

All I've got left on the list of desirable vocations is heiress to the
throne of any country in Western Europe and Laurie Anderson.  "Be
practical", was the choral reply from the dinner table.  Well, Laurie
Anderson is already Laurie Anderson, but I read an article in Harpers
that said there were eleven countries, in the world this is I think,
that have queens as sovereign rulers.  That's probably my best shot.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1181 of 1371

All kings is mostly rapscallions.
                --Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1182 of 1371

All laws are simulations of reality.
                -- John C. Lilly
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