Freebsd Fortunes 2

All men know the utility of useful things;
but they do not know the utility of futility.
                -- Chuang-tzu

All men profess honesty as long as they can.
To believe all men honest would be folly.
To believe none so is something worse.
                -- John Quincy Adams

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.

All most people ask of life is a constant
and exaggerated sense of their own importance.

All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.

All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane.

All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
                -- Jane Wagner

ALL NEW:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.