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Fortune: 1186 - 1195 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1186 of 1371

All men profess honesty as long as they can.
To believe all men honest would be folly.
To believe none so is something worse.
                -- John Quincy Adams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1187 of 1371

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1188 of 1371

All most people ask of life is a constant
and exaggerated sense of their own importance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1189 of 1371

All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1190 of 1371

All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1191 of 1371

All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1192 of 1371

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
                -- Jane Wagner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1193 of 1371

ALL NEW:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1194 of 1371

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1195 of 1371

All of the animals except man know that
the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
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