Freebsd Fortunes 2

All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane.

All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
                -- Jane Wagner

ALL NEW:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.

All of the animals except man know that
the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

All of the people in my building are insane.  The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.  The lady across the hall tried to
rob a department store... with a pricing gun...  She said, "Give me all
of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
                -- Stephen Wright

All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a
Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks,
tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks:
"Just lie down on the floor and keep calm."
                -- Robert Wilson, "John Dillinger Died for You"

All parts should go together without forcing.  You must remember that the
parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you.  Therefore, if you
can't get them together again, there must be a reason.  By all means, do
not use a hammer.
                -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925

All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.
                -- Groucho Marx