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Fortune: 1191 - 1200 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1191 of 1371

All my friends are getting married,
Yes, they're all growing old,
They're all staying home on the weekend,
They're all doing what they're told.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1192 of 1371

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
                -- Jane Wagner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1193 of 1371

ALL NEW:
        Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1194 of 1371

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from
the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1195 of 1371

All of the animals except man know that
the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1196 of 1371

All of the people in my building are insane.  The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.  The lady across the hall tried to
rob a department store... with a pricing gun...  She said, "Give me all
of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1197 of 1371

All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a
Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks,
tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks:
"Just lie down on the floor and keep calm."
                -- Robert Wilson, "John Dillinger Died for You"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1198 of 1371

All parts should go together without forcing.  You must remember that the
parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you.  Therefore, if you
can't get them together again, there must be a reason.  By all means, do
not use a hammer.
                -- IBM maintenance manual, 1925
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1199 of 1371

All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1200 of 1371

All phone calls are obscene.
                -- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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