Freebsd Fortunes 2

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire of every organism
to live beyond its income.
                -- Samuel Butler, "Notebooks"

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
                -- Ernest Rutherford

All seems condemned in the long run
to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise.
                -- James Martin

All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands.
                -- Saint Patrick

All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

All that glitters is not gold; all that wander are not lost.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
                -- J.R.R. Tolkien

All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too,
provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you subscribe
to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct
the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.  Supreme Court Chief
Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you
going to read the paper?  Outside?  What if it rains?"
                -- Dave Barry