Freebsd Fortunes 2

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
                -- Mark Twain

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
                -- Jimmy Hoffa

Always store beer in a dark place.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
                -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

Always there remain portions of our heart
into which no one is able to enter, invite them as we may.

Always think of something new; this
helps you forget your last rotten idea.
                -- Seth Frankel

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to
        end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.