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Fortune: 1241 - 1250 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1241 of 1371

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1242 of 1371

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1243 of 1371

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1244 of 1371

Always run from a knife and rush a gun.
                -- Jimmy Hoffa
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1245 of 1371

Always store beer in a dark place.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1246 of 1371

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
                -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1247 of 1371

Always there remain portions of our heart
into which no one is able to enter, invite them as we may.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1248 of 1371

Always think of something new; this
helps you forget your last rotten idea.
                -- Seth Frankel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1249 of 1371

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to
        end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1250 of 1371

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
        were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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