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Always think of something new; this
helps you forget your last rotten idea.
-- Seth Frankel
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AMAZING BUT TRUE...
If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to
end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
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AMAZING BUT TRUE...
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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AMBIDEXTROUS:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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AMBIGUITY:
Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Charlie McCarthy
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Ambition, n:
An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while
living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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America: born free and taxed to death.
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America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
-- Oscar Wilde
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America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
-- Allen Ginsberg
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