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Fortune: 1248 - 1257 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1248 of 1371

Always think of something new; this
helps you forget your last rotten idea.
                -- Seth Frankel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1249 of 1371

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to
        end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1250 of 1371

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
        were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1251 of 1371

AMBIDEXTROUS:
        Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1252 of 1371

AMBIGUITY:
        Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1253 of 1371

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
                -- Charlie McCarthy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1254 of 1371

Ambition, n:
        An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while
        living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1255 of 1371

America: born free and taxed to death.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1256 of 1371

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1257 of 1371

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
                -- Allen Ginsberg
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