Freebsd Fortunes 2

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to
        end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

AMAZING BUT TRUE...
        There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it
        were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

AMBIDEXTROUS:
        Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

AMBIGUITY:
        Telling the truth when you don't mean to.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
                -- Charlie McCarthy

Ambition, n:
        An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while
        living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

America: born free and taxed to death.

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
                -- Oscar Wilde

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
                -- Allen Ginsberg

America is a melting pot.  You know, where those on the bottom get burned,
and the scum rises to the top.
                -- Utah Phillips