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American cars are made shoddily...
Cars made overseas are far superior.
-- Sen. Barry Goldwater
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[Americans] are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything
we allow them short of hanging.
-- Samuel Johnson
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its
tail it knocks over a chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to
everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuels
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Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
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Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out
to have been a phenomenon, not a civilization.
-- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venus"
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America's best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.
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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
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AMOEBIT:
Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply
and divide at the same time.
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Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.
-- St. John Chrysostom, 304-407.
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Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
-- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live
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