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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1291 of 1371

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping that it will eat
him last.
                -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1954
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1292 of 1371

An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1293 of 1371

An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1294 of 1371

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.
                -- Isaac Asimov
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1295 of 1371

An attachment a la Plato
for a bashful young potato
or a, not too French, french bean
must excite your languid spleen.
For, if you walk down Picadilly
with a poppy or lily
in your medieval hand,
every one will say,
as you walk your flowery way;
"If this young man is content,
with a vegetable love
which would certainly not content me.
Why, what a very pure young man
this pure young man must be!"
                -- W.S. Gilbert, "Patience"
                [The subject of the humour is, of course, Oscar Wilde]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1296 of 1371

An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree
murder.  "Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's
mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border.
Just north of Tijuana a cop spotted her hand sticking out of the
suitcase.  Now, I would like to stress that my client is *not* a
murderer.  A sloppy packer, maybe..."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1297 of 1371

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1298 of 1371

An economist is a man who would marry
Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1299 of 1371

An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.
                -- Adlai Stevenson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1300 of 1371

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
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