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Fortune: 1351 - 1360 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1351 of 1371

And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
                -- A.E. Housman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1352 of 1371

And miles to go before I sleep.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1353 of 1371

And now for something completely the same.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1354 of 1371

And now your toner's toney,             Disk blocks aplenty
And your paper near pure white,         Await your laser drawn lines,
The smudges on your soul are gone       Your intricate fonts,
And your output's clean as light..      Your pictures and signs.

We've labored with your father,         Your amputative absence
The venerable XGP,                      Has made the Ten dumb,
But his slow artistic hand,             Without you, Dover,
Lacks your clean velocity.              We're system untounged-

Theses and papers                       DRAW Plots and TEXage
And code in a queue                     Have been biding their time,
Dover, oh Dover,                        With LISP code and programs,
We've been waiting for you.             And this crufty rhyme.

Dover, oh Dover,                Dover, oh Dover, arisen from dead.
We welcome you back,            Dover, oh Dover, awoken from bed.
Though still you may jam,       Dover, oh Dover, welcome back to the Lab.
You're on the right track.      Dover, oh Dover, we've missed your clean
                                        hand...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1355 of 1371

And on the eighth day, we bulldozed it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1356 of 1371

And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1357 of 1371

...and report cards I was always afraid to show
Mama'd come to school
and as I'd sit there softly cryin'
Teacher'd say he's just not tryin'
Got a good head if he'd apply it
but you know yourself
it's always somewhere else
I'd build me a castle
with dragons and kings
and I'd ride off with them
As I stood by my window
and looked out on those
Brooklyn roads
                -- Neil Diamond, "Brooklyn Roads"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1358 of 1371

And so it was, later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
                -- Procol Harum
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1359 of 1371

And that's the way it is...
                -- Walter Cronkite
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1360 of 1371

And the crowd was stilled.  One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,
turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.  Wide-eyed,
the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no
clothes!  He is naked!"
                -- "The Emperor's New Clothes"
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