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Fortune: 1357 - 1366 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1357 of 1371

...and report cards I was always afraid to show
Mama'd come to school
and as I'd sit there softly cryin'
Teacher'd say he's just not tryin'
Got a good head if he'd apply it
but you know yourself
it's always somewhere else
I'd build me a castle
with dragons and kings
and I'd ride off with them
As I stood by my window
and looked out on those
Brooklyn roads
                -- Neil Diamond, "Brooklyn Roads"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1358 of 1371

And so it was, later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
                -- Procol Harum
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1359 of 1371

And that's the way it is...
                -- Walter Cronkite
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1360 of 1371

And the crowd was stilled.  One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,
turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.  Wide-eyed,
the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no
clothes!  He is naked!"
                -- "The Emperor's New Clothes"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1361 of 1371

And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really did argue that
black males are primitive because the distance between their navel and
penis remains small (relative to body height) throughout life, while
white children begin with a small separation but increase it during
growth -- the rising belly button as a mark of progress.
                -- S.J. Gould, "Racism and Recapitulation"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1362 of 1371

And the silence came surging softly backwards
When the plunging hooves were gone...
                -- Walter de La Mare, "The Listeners"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1363 of 1371

And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man
with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1364 of 1371

And this is a table ma'am.  What in essence it consists of is a horizontal
rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports,
which we call legs.  The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced
in design as one will find anywhere in the world.
                -- Michael Frayn, "The Tin Men"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1365 of 1371

And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1366 of 1371

And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
                -- Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version
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