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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  429 of 1371

... it is easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the
sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all.  In other
words... their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their
superficial design flaws.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, on the products
                   of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  430 of 1371

... it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the
existence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great
systems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative
hypothesis of an extremely low order of probability.
                -- Sidney Hook
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  431 of 1371

... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth.  And he that was dead came forth...
                -- John 11:43-44
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  432 of 1371

"... like, what do they mean when they say 'feminine protection'?
What's that?  A chartreuse flamethrower?"
                -- Opus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  433 of 1371

-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised
        to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
-- Neophyte's serendipity.
-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic
        diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries
        of small, green bryophytic plant.
-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation
        of a lucrative nature.
-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing
        osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  434 of 1371

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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  435 of 1371

-- Neophyte's serendipity.
-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of
        hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no
        congeries of small, green bryophytic plant.
-- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the
        optimal cachinnation.
-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential
        escallation of a lucrative nature.
-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of
        fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally
        remain innocuous.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  436 of 1371

*** NEWS FLASH ***

Archaeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur
skeleton!  Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive
than DEC admits.  Price adjustments at 11:00.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  437 of 1371

*** NEWSFLASH ***
        Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!!
        Details at eleven!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  438 of 1371

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs.
                -- Robert Firth
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