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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  488 of 1371

40 isn't old.  If you're a tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  489 of 1371

4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986

You swing at the Sun.  You miss.  The Sun swings.  He hits you with a
575MB disk!  You read the 575MB disk.  It is written in an alien
tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes.  You throw the
575MB disk at the Sun.  You hit!  The Sun must repair your eyes.  The
Sun reads a scroll.  He hits your 130MB disk!  He has defeated the
130MB disk!  The Sun reads a scroll.  He hits your Ethernet board!  He
has defeated your Ethernet board!  You read a scroll of "postpone until
Monday at 9 AM".  Everything goes dark...
                -- /etc/motd, cbosgd
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  490 of 1371

(6)     Men employees will be given time off each week for courting
        purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
(7)     After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the
        office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible
        and other good books.
(8)     Every employee should lay aside from each pay packet a goodly
        sum of his earnings for his benefit during his declining years,
        so that he will not become a burden on society or his betters.
(9)     Any employee who smokes Spanish cigars, uses alcoholic drink
        in any form, frequents pool tables and public halls, or gets
        shaved in a barber's shop, will give me good reason to suspect
        his worth, intentions, integrity and honesty.
(10)    The employee who has performed his labours faithfully and
        without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of
        five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the
        business permit it.
                -- "Office Worker's Guide", New England Carriage
                    Works, 1872
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  491 of 1371

6 oz. orange juice
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Galliano
                Harvey Wallbangers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  492 of 1371

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
        Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
        The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
        Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  493 of 1371

90% of the work takes 90% of the time.
The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  494 of 1371

94% of the women in America are beautiful
and the rest hang out around here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  495 of 1371

99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  496 of 1371

A  truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
                -- B. Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  497 of 1371

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at one end and no responsibility at the other.
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