| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 491 of 1371 |
6 oz. orange juice
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Galliano
Harvey Wallbangers
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 492 of 1371 |
7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
Redwood Forest.
7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 493 of 1371 |
90% of the work takes 90% of the time.
The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 494 of 1371 |
94% of the women in America are beautiful
and the rest hang out around here.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 495 of 1371 |
99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!
100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 496 of 1371 |
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
-- B. Franklin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 497 of 1371 |
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at one end and no responsibility at the other.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 498 of 1371 |
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 499 of 1371 |
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy
who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 500 of 1371 |
A bachelor is an unaltared male.
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