| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 495 of 1371 |
99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!
100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 496 of 1371 |
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor.
-- B. Franklin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 497 of 1371 |
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice
at one end and no responsibility at the other.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 498 of 1371 |
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 499 of 1371 |
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy
who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 500 of 1371 |
A bachelor is an unaltared male.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 501 of 1371 |
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 502 of 1371 |
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 503 of 1371 |
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 504 of 1371 |
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the
sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
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