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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  501 of 1371

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  502 of 1371

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  503 of 1371

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
                -- Robert Frost
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  504 of 1371

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the
sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  505 of 1371

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
                -- Kipling
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  506 of 1371

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
                -- Emerson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  507 of 1371

A beer delayed is a beer denied.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  508 of 1371

A beginning is the time for taking the
most delicate care that balances are correct.
                -- Princess Irulan, "Manual of Maud'Dib"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  509 of 1371

A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
                -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  510 of 1371

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.
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