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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  506 of 1371

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
                -- Emerson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  507 of 1371

A beer delayed is a beer denied.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  508 of 1371

A beginning is the time for taking the
most delicate care that balances are correct.
                -- Princess Irulan, "Manual of Maud'Dib"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  509 of 1371

A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
                -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  510 of 1371

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  511 of 1371

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on
a photo-safari in Africa.  As they're driving along the savannah in their
jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars.

The biologist: "Look!  A herd of zebras!  And there's a white zebra!
        Fantastic!  We'll be famous!"
The statistician: "Hey, calm down, it's not significant.  We only know
        there's one white zebra."
The mathematician: "Actually, we only know there exists a zebra, which is
        white on one side."
The computer scientist : "Oh, no!  A special case!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  512 of 1371

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
                -- Cervantes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  513 of 1371

A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  514 of 1371

A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  515 of 1371

A bit of talcum
Is always walcum
                -- Ogden Nash
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