Freebsd Fortunes 2

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

A child can go only so far in life without potty training.  It is not mere
coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not
to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.
                -- Dave Barry

A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on
Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
                -- Thomas Ybarra

A chronic disposition to inquiry
deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit
will approach you soon.  Avoid him.  He's a Commie.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
                -- Bill Vaughan

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
                -- Herbert Prochnow

A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.

A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
                -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"

A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.