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A chronic disposition to inquiry
deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  546 of 1371

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit
will approach you soon.  Avoid him.  He's a Commie.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  547 of 1371

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
                -- Bill Vaughan
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  548 of 1371

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
                -- Herbert Prochnow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  549 of 1371

A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  550 of 1371

A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
                -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  551 of 1371

A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  552 of 1371

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  553 of 1371

A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such
a speed, if feels an impulsion... this is the place to go now.  But the
sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will
know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
                -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  554 of 1371

A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:

1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
        Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose
        valuable scientific objectivity.

2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.
        Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the
        gentleness and reassurance he can get.

3. TRY TO SUFFER FROM THE DISEASE FOR WHICH YOU ARE BEING TREATED.
        Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation to uphold.
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