Freebsd Fortunes 2

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
                -- Milton Berle

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies,
scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.
                -- Parkinson

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
                -- R. Stallman

A company is known by the men it keeps.

A complex system that works is invariably
found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
                -- Victor Hugo

[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
                -- Joseph Campbell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
                -- Mitch Ratcliffe

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman:       "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question
                and it'll give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the
                speed of light?"
Computer:       186,000 miles per second.
Salesman:       "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer:       George Washington.
President:      "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
                Where is my father?"
Computer:       Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President:      "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
                years ago!"
Computer:       Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
                landed a twelve pound bass.