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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  561 of 1371

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
                -- R. Stallman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  562 of 1371

A company is known by the men it keeps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  563 of 1371

A complex system that works is invariably
found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  564 of 1371

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  565 of 1371

[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
                -- Joseph Campbell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  566 of 1371

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.
                -- Mitch Ratcliffe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  567 of 1371

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman:       "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question
                and it'll give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the
                speed of light?"
Computer:       186,000 miles per second.
Salesman:       "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer:       George Washington.
President:      "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
                Where is my father?"
Computer:       Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President:      "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
                years ago!"
Computer:       Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
                landed a twelve pound bass.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  568 of 1371

A computer science student and a practical hacker are discussing problems
the computer science student has run in to.

CS Student:     I have this singularly linked tail-queued list and I'm trying
                to make it O(1) to go backwards an item, instead of O(n)...
                What's the best way to go about that?  Should I just use a
                cached hash of each item and put it into a sorted lookup
                table, and cache the hash of the last item in the current
                queue entry and then go to its place in the hash table and
                get the pointer value from there?
Hacker:         No, you should add an item to the structure named 'prev' and
                make it point to the previous item.
CS Student:     But we already have a structure element with that identifier
                and structure elements must have unique names within that
                scope!
Hacker:         So call it 'previous'.

And then the CS Student was enlightened.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  569 of 1371

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  570 of 1371

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate
cake without ketchup and mustard.
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