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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  591 of 1371

A dead man cannot bite.
                -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  592 of 1371

A debugged program is one for which you have
not yet found the conditions that make it fail.
                -- Jerry Ogdin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  593 of 1371

A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand why "their"
Salvadorans fight better than "our" Salvadorans.  It is not a matter of
their training or their equipment.  It has to do with the quality of the
society we are asking them to risk death defending.  The metaphor of the
domino obscures this reality, and the cost our self-imposed blindness
is high.  San Salvador is closer to Saigon than to Munich.
                -- William LeoGrande, "New York Times", 3/9/83
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  594 of 1371

A Difficulty for Every Solution.
                -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  595 of 1371

A diplomat is a man who can convince his
wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  596 of 1371

A diplomat is a man who can tell you to
go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
                -- Samuel Clemens
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  597 of 1371

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
                -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  598 of 1371

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
                -- Robert Frost
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  599 of 1371

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  600 of 1371

A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
                -- Adlai Stevenson
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