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Fortune: 606 - 615 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  606 of 1371

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
                -- Wilson Mizner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  607 of 1371

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
                -- Stanislaw Lem
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  608 of 1371

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
a fund for his funeral.  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
a shilling.  "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
an attorney?  Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  609 of 1371

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
                -- Klipstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  610 of 1371

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  611 of 1371

A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  612 of 1371

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated.  But an authentic soothsayer
should be shot on sight.  Cassandra did not get half the kicking around
she deserved.
                -- R.A. Heinlein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  613 of 1371

A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox
1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.  Wanting to help,
the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked
"what do you see?"  Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied, "I see a
cursor."  The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back of
the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head
with a thick Interlisp Manual.  The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  614 of 1371

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  615 of 1371

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
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