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A fitter fits;                          Though sinners sin
A cutter cuts;                          And thinners thin
And an aircraft spotter spots;          And paper-blotters blot
A baby-sitter                           I've never yet
Baby-sits --                            Had letters let
But an otter never ots.                 Or seen an otter ot.

A batter bats
(Or scatters scats);
A potting shed's for potting;
But no one's found
A bounder bound
Or caught an otter otting.
                -- Ralph Lewin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  622 of 1371

A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood
waiting for a taxi.
        "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel.  "I'm going west."
        "How wonderful," came the cool reply.  "Bring me back an orange."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  623 of 1371

A fool and his honey are soon parted.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  624 of 1371

A fool and his money are soon popular.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  625 of 1371

A fool and your money are soon partners.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  626 of 1371

A fool is a man who worries about whether or not his lover has integrity.
A wise man, on the other hand, busies himself with deeper attributes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  627 of 1371

A fool must now and then be right by chance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  628 of 1371

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  629 of 1371

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block
of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  630 of 1371

A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used.
                -- D. Gries
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