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Fortune: 661 - 670 of 1371 from Freebsd Fortunes 2

Freebsd Fortunes 2:  661 of 1371

A good reputation is more valuable than money.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  662 of 1371

A good scapegoat is hard to find.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  663 of 1371

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  664 of 1371

A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.  Then you
call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone.  "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  665 of 1371

A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
                -- Lisa Kirk
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  666 of 1371

A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on
the table after you eat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  667 of 1371

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
                -- James Beard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  668 of 1371

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough
to take it all away.
                -- Barry Goldwater
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  669 of 1371

A grammarian's life is always intense.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  670 of 1371

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
                -- B. Franklin
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