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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals
are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for
not going to church on Sunday.
-- Russell Baker
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 674 of 1371 |
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
-- Carolyn Wells
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 675 of 1371 |
A guy has to get fresh once in a while
so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 676 of 1371 |
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 677 of 1371 |
A halted retreat
Is nerve-wracking and dangerous.
To retain people as men -- and maidservants
Brings good fortune.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 678 of 1371 |
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 679 of 1371 |
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
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A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own
weight in other people's patience.
-- John Updike
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A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:
If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save
a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning
photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would
you use?
-- Paul Harvey
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