Freebsd Fortunes 2

A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.

A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman.  Imagine if on top
of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
                -- Adolf Hitler

A holding company is a thing where you hand
an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
        "Hello?" his friend answers.
        "Hi!" says the man.  "This is Bob, how are you doing?"
        "Oh," says the friend, "I'm doing great!  I just sold a screenplay
for two hundred thousand dollars.  I've started a novel adaptation and the
studio advanced me fifty thousand dollars on it.  I also have a television
series coming on next week, and everyone says it's going to be a big hit!
I'm doing *great*!  How are you?"
        "Okay," says the producer, "give me a call when he leaves."

A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?

"A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book
The Martian Chronicles?'  I said, `Yes?'  He said, `You know where you
talk about Deimos rising in the East?'  I said, `Yes?'  He said `No.'
-- So I hit him."
                -- attributed to Ray Bradbury

A horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!

A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
                -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
                -- Helen Rowland